I'm always thinking of stuff; I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along; if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.

The government shouldn't be involved in this because it's very simple. If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.

Men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.

I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

Art is too serious to be taken seriously.

Pictures must not be too picturesque.

It's not too good to have this attitude in F1. It could be a disadvantage.

Yes, I have political aptitude and attitude too.

The best relationship is one that does not foster too much independence nor too much dependence, but exists in the healthy interdependence zone.

I played with Buddy Guy on his 63rd birthday and got to bring him a cake. And I played with B.B. King on his 73rd birthday and got to bring him a cake, too.