What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me.
More Quotes by Tracy Morgan
Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.
I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.
I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.
Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.
I'm not getting any younger. You're not getting any younger, so yeah. You age.
You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.