Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.

I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.

I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.

I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles.