So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah.
More Quotes by Tracy Morgan
Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.
I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.
I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.
Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.
I'm not getting any younger. You're not getting any younger, so yeah. You age.
You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.