The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.
More Quotes by Joe Bob Briggs
Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.
Faith is like a kernel of wheat.
It's not a crime to get drunk.
Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.
If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it 'romance and adventure.'
I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?