Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

Faith is like a kernel of wheat.

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.

If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it 'romance and adventure.'

I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?

In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.