I'm out about my misogyny. Most men are misogynists, and most women are feminists. I work with a lot of women. They have their finger on the pulse of things. But women do things to other women that men would never do to other men.
More Quotes by Brad Garrett
You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.
Athletics are not my wheelhouse because sports were mean to this uncoordinated kid growing up, a 6-foot-2 14-year-old who never could do a layup.
I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.
It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.
There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.
Humor is healing.