Athletics are not my wheelhouse because sports were mean to this uncoordinated kid growing up, a 6-foot-2 14-year-old who never could do a layup.

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.

Humor is healing.

It's fun to play people who are flawed.