There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
More Quotes by W. C. Fields
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I like children - fried.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.