I want to make everyone laugh.

More Quotes by Tim Dillon

My sensibility has never been political. The things I find funny are generally apolitical.

YouTubers are going to have millions of dollars, millions of fans, and no skills when they're all 40.

People that are good at podcasting are good at it, precisely because there is no other option for them.

I'm sure Jason Bateman is a swell guy. No one wants to know what he thinks about anything. He's a brilliant actor and I love everything he does, but that's the only capacity that I want him. I do not care what his hot takes are.

When you really fall in love with someone, you start making stupid decisions. That's why rich people guard themselves against it.

My comedy is not like the tightest thing in the world. There are punchlines, there are jokes, but it's like, I like the space to be loose. Especially in a long set.