Wal-Mart doesn't really care about your faith. Wal-Mart cares if you have money to spend, and it is going to be as generic as possible in exploiting the holiday season for every buck it can make.
More Quotes by Richard Roeper
I'm a lifelong bachelor, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't marry the right woman.
Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.
On first blush, Hold 'em seems like a ridiculously simple game.
I've been playing Texas Hold 'em and other forms of poker since I was about 12.
You're not allowed to give yourself a nickname. This holds true in life as well as in poker.
When we root-root-root for the home team, we're rooting for our home as much as the team.