I'm a lifelong bachelor, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't marry the right woman.

Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.

I've been playing Texas Hold 'em and other forms of poker since I was about 12.

You're not allowed to give yourself a nickname. This holds true in life as well as in poker.

When we root-root-root for the home team, we're rooting for our home as much as the team.

Well, I think one of the reasons Chicago became so popular as a filmmaker location is because New York had been used so many times that Chicago, I think, was rediscovered maybe in the late '60s, early '70s for a long time as a new location.