Bohemia is nothing more than the little country in which you do not live. If you try to obtain citizenship in it, at once the court and retinue pack the royal archives and treasure and move away beyond the hills.

More Quotes by O. Henry

Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark.

Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.

Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man's starving!

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.

We may achieve climate, but weather is thrust upon us.

It brings up happy old days when I was only a farmer and not an agriculturist.