Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.

More Quotes by O. Henry

Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark.

Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man's starving!

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.

We may achieve climate, but weather is thrust upon us.

It brings up happy old days when I was only a farmer and not an agriculturist.

The true adventurer goes forth aimless and uncalculating to meet and greet unknown fate.