The people of the State of Texas consist principally of men, women, and children, with a sprinkling of cowboys. The weather is very good, thermometer rarely rising above 2,500 degrees in the shade and hardly ever below 212.
More Quotes by O. Henry
Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark.
Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man's starving!
If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.
We may achieve climate, but weather is thrust upon us.
It brings up happy old days when I was only a farmer and not an agriculturist.