Well if I was going to describe my audience, it's going to take longer than you'd ever expect, hundreds of years in fact, because there's many of them, all over the world.
More Quotes by Norman Wisdom
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
I owe everything to the army.
I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.
At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.