I dare say that if most comedians today, the gifted ones, were to sit down and write, they'd learn more about their craft. But what happens is they get out there before they learn what their viewpoint is, if any.
More Quotes by Mort Sahl
My life needs editing.
I was on stage last night, and I gave a medical report about Donald Trump. I said he was hospitalized for an attack of modesty.
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.