I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.

It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.

Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.

A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur; that the computer mouse is a hotrod; that the box is a cave; that the rawhide is a torch... or a baton... or something.

I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.

Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods - so much media. Do books even matter anymore?