I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.

It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.

Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.

A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur; that the computer mouse is a hotrod; that the box is a cave; that the rawhide is a torch... or a baton... or something.

I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.

The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.