One of my sons has a tattoo on his ankle that was meant to be Africa but looks like Australia, one of my sons mumbles, and one of my sons is a gay man. I'll be honest, there's been loads of nights when me and my wife have sat up and worried and worried and worried, 'What are we going to do if he doesn't stop mumbling?'
More Quotes by John Bishop
I am not entirely against horse racing. I even had a share in a horse syndicate with a few mates.
I'm the type of bloke who gets a flatpack cabinet from Ikea, puts it together without reading the instructions, then gets the drill out because the holes are in the wrong place.
It's the people and their stories that make Australia great. The scenery isn't bad either.
I just don't think it's acceptable that any animal should lose its life in pursuit of entertainment, which is also why I believe all blood sports should be banned.
You know what I mean, I'm not Tom Cruise. I can act as long as the character happens to look and sound a lot like me.
Comedy is counseling.