One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.

More Quotes by Jean Kerr

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.