You can play a gig as a band and not know that they hated you; with standup, after every line, you know.

More Quotes by James Acaster

People like abstract art because it makes them feel clever.

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness.

I used to work with autistic children, and they said a lot of funny things to me.

What if every relationship you've ever been in, is someone slowly figuring out they didn't like you as much as they hoped they would?

I'm always writing, always working.

If you just focus on getting better, and not being the best, you have such a good time.