What if every relationship you've ever been in, is someone slowly figuring out they didn't like you as much as they hoped they would?

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People like abstract art because it makes them feel clever.

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness.

I used to work with autistic children, and they said a lot of funny things to me.

I'm always writing, always working.

If you just focus on getting better, and not being the best, you have such a good time.

There's no excuse for panel games, other TV comedy shows, or even live bills to be made up mainly of men.