Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own.

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.

A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something.

One often learns more from ten days of agony than from ten years of contentment.

The only thing worse than an active conscience is one that's retroactive.