Harold Coffin

The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.

A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something.

One often learns more from ten days of agony than from ten years of contentment.

The only thing worse than an active conscience is one that's retroactive.

In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything.

Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.

Corporations cannot commit treason, or be outlawed or excommunicated, for they have no souls.

When the product is right, you don't have to be a great marketer.

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own.