'Sol Invictus' works like your basic FNM record: the sequencing is an artful job, hustling you politely through all the gentle, harsh, weird surprises that follow - and then when it's over, you get back on the ride and start over, just like Space Mountain.

More Quotes by Greg Gutfeld

I always thought Jon Stewart was an extremely good surgeon with his scalpel. He would have Republicans on who, I guess, were unclear about what Stewart was up to, and while Jon Stewart was being nice, he was building a case for drowning them.

Nothing is ever as bad as it seems. Nor does it ever last as long as you think.

Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine.

It's the great deception in modern culture: Bad things call for noble names to cloak their evil outcomes.

Youthful impatience obscures the endless potential for joy that's standing right in front of you.

If pop culture is a pool, it never hurts to dive into the deep end once in a while.