I spent my teens in northern California listening to KALX, KUSF, and KFJC, finding people that changed my life.

More Quotes by Greg Gutfeld

I always thought Jon Stewart was an extremely good surgeon with his scalpel. He would have Republicans on who, I guess, were unclear about what Stewart was up to, and while Jon Stewart was being nice, he was building a case for drowning them.

Nothing is ever as bad as it seems. Nor does it ever last as long as you think.

Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine.

It's the great deception in modern culture: Bad things call for noble names to cloak their evil outcomes.

Youthful impatience obscures the endless potential for joy that's standing right in front of you.

If pop culture is a pool, it never hurts to dive into the deep end once in a while.