Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?

I'm virile, vigorous, and potent!

Defeat the fear of death and you welcome the death of fear.

I was afraid of just about everything in this world, with the possible exception of my mother and I wasn't too sure about her.

Take, for example, the African jungle, the home of the cheetah. On whom does the cheetah prey? The old, the sick, the wounded, the weak, the very young, but never the strong. Lesson: If you would not be prey, you had better be strong.

Environmentalism is a form of pagan fundamentalism. These green wackos are fanatics like al-Quaida. Just like them.