G. Gordon Liddy

Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?

I'm virile, vigorous, and potent!

Defeat the fear of death and you welcome the death of fear.

I was afraid of just about everything in this world, with the possible exception of my mother and I wasn't too sure about her.

Take, for example, the African jungle, the home of the cheetah. On whom does the cheetah prey? The old, the sick, the wounded, the weak, the very young, but never the strong. Lesson: If you would not be prey, you had better be strong.

Environmentalism is a form of pagan fundamentalism. These green wackos are fanatics like al-Quaida. Just like them.

They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself: Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.

The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.

If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.

I became what I wanted to be.

I don't fear anything now.

You get rid of the fear of death by understanding that it is an integral fact of our existence. You do that through will and reason.

Yes, I believe the will is very important. It's how I have succeeded in life.

Once you start a war, you have to win.

The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet.