When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.

The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship.

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.

There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it.