You just gotta record stuff and move on and make new material. Painters don't wait until they're in some specific gallery before they move on to the next painting.

More Quotes by Ari Shaffir

As long as you have your own apartment and you can pretty much make rent for the next year, you're golden!

I got an award for Most Improved Player for volleyball in tenth grade that I cared about a lot.

Leonard Cohen kept his Jew name. He's so cool. It's too bad he died.

I'm a cultural Jew, I was raised with it, so I'm still into it, like gefilte fish with kugel.

Being Jewish is a culture and a religion; we have food, music, and land specific to us.

One thing I hate in ethnic comedy is giving the audience the opportunity to laugh in a racist way at a thing. A lot of times dwarf comedians will do that, Arab comics, and gay comics will do it; everyone is laughing, but they're not laughing at the joke, they're laughing at this crazy character.