People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

More Quotes by A. P. Herbert

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.

An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.

Let's find out what everyone is doing, And then stop everyone from doing it.

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

I am sure that the party system is right and necessary. There must be some scum.

A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.