Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.