A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.