Tuxedo Quotes

I'm quite a tuxedo junkie, I collect them all year round.

I don't wear flip-flops, so my casual shoe is a Brooks Brothers tuxedo slipper!

Having rain on your tuxedo is a pretty good reminder that you're not James Bond.

Bernie doesn't own a tuxedo.

Even if I had a tuxedo I wouldn't wear it to school.

I'm not afraid of the Canadian tuxedo.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

You put a tuxedo on me, it's like putting a saddle on a hog.