It was irritating to have one's physical shortcomings pointed out quite so plainly twice in one evening, once by a beautiful girl and once by a dying badger.
More Quotes by Tom Holt
Everything is out there if you know how to find it, and have the patience. I don't and haven't, but that's my problem.
Poetry is one of the few nasty childhood habits I've managed to grow out of.
American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957.
Lawyers are predators in grey worsted.
I don't read the Sunday papers; or the dailies, either.
I try and do 2,500 words a day, every day of the year.