In my life as a pedestrian I will often find myself racing some unsuspecting member of the public. I'll pick a finish line in my head - an HMV, some bollards, the top of an escalator - and I'll imperceptibly accelerate and nose them out at the final moment. A little Henman-style fist-pump, and I'm on my way.

I love rereading 'The Ascent of Rum Doodle.'

Imminent resignation isn't a fun thing to have on your plate.

I am more of a bath person but I have a lot of showers too.

I famously love sleeping - I once slept for 30 hours in a row, only breaking for food and to go to work twice. I love it!

I'm not a great rhymer.

As a team, you need to come from behind every once in awhile just to do it. Good for the attitude. It makes it exciting. And when everybody knows you have to throw it... that makes it fun too.

At home I serve the kind of food I know the story behind.

Who ever walked behind anyone to freedom? If we can't go hand in hand, I don't want to go.

Although the troops have struck us, we throw it all behind and are glad to meet you in peace and friendship.

I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.

Before me, even as behind, God is, and all is well.