I'm not very good when I'm given scripts.
More Quotes by Sue Perkins
I don't really drink, but the one thing I really hanker after is Zubrowka vodka. If it's someone's birthday, I'll pretend I like red wine for about three sips.
As a child, I was awkward, fidgety, and shy, with a total inability to concentrate, and in that regard, I'm exactly the same as an adult.
The only time I am not talking is when I am dancing. I look like an electrocuted octopus.
You're never going to persuade a meat-eater to become a vegetarian on taste grounds. They're completely different. One is a cleaner, fresher taste: it hasn't got that bass-note beefiness.
Googling yourself is like staring at a flame and then putting your hand in it.
I'm not against embracing my femininity, but I've never bought into the idea that you have to wear a dress to do that.