It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.