The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

More Quotes by Sam Ewing

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.