Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Draw your pleasure, paint your pleasure, and express your pleasure strongly.

Diplomacy, n. is the art of letting somebody else have your way.

Art is commenting on what's going on around you in your life.

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.

Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.

The attitude is very important. Because, your behavior radiates how you feel.