There is a note in the front of the volume saying that no public reading may be given without first getting the author's permission. It ought to be made much more difficult to do than that.
More Quotes by Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.