For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.
More Quotes by Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.