I went to the career adviser when I was 16, and tried to explain that I wanted to be a comedian or a writer. That was not on the list.
More Quotes by Richard Herring
We have nothing to fear but fear itself - and monsters.
I love the vibe of Italy, drinking coffee and wine, and eating pasta and pizza there.
I've run a marathon - I think that's the most surprising thing about me.
I often go for ages without getting my hair cut, so every now and then I'll look like a tramp and have to go to a hairdresser.
I would like to be strapped to a giant rocket and fired into the heart of the sun.
The parents in 'You Can Choose Your Friends' were very much Mum and Dad but my brother wasn't like my brother, and he got quite annoyed because he thought I was saying that was what he was like.