I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

More Quotes by Peter De Vries

Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.

The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.

I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning.