I was a pedantic child. I'd get really annoyed at the logic of small things that don't bother anyone else.

It feels quite cool, in a mad way, to be someone who skulks about in the shadows.

I have no disagreement with the aims of anti-vivisectionists.

I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.

I have always been against cruelty to animals and remain so.

So many Christmas films either are twee, or try and go super edgy, then stick on something Christmassy at the end of the movie.