I am dedicated to giving my kids the memory of happy parents. So I spend a lot of time with them. We really know each other. If they should decide later on that they hate me, at least they'll know who they're hating.

More Quotes by Orson Bean

The movies saved my life. I grew up in the great depression, the only child of a pair of star crossed lovers. My father lost his job. My mother drank. They fought. The movies were my escape.

I remember the glory days of film making. I used to go to the movies a lot.

Being happy is a revolutionary act; I think it spreads, like ripples in a pond.

I'm greedy for experience. I keep finding new things.

Back in the fifties (the nineteen fifties, not the eighteen fifties) I did some writing for Mad Magazine, along with my friend Ernie Kovaks and a pair of comics named Bob and Ray.

I've made a lot of dumb mistakes, but I don't regret them at all.