It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.

Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.

What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's.

Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.

A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.

If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.