You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.
More Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.