The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. It is the customer who pays the wages.

An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.

A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.